Bride Allegedly Steals $72,000 in Wedding Gifts

A husband is suing his wife of barely a week for stealing $72,000 worth of wedding gifts, according to the New York Post. She allegedly kept the $24,000 two-carat diamond engagement ring, snatched a pile of cash and checks on her way out, and absconded with two gold necklaces, three diamond necklaces, a gold… » 4/21/13 5:07pm 4/21/13 5:07pm

China Wants to Ban Superstition, Mandate Science

China's on a mission to ban superstition, according to Reuters. In a rare public forum, the head of China's State Administration of Religious Affairs, Wang Zuoan, announced the government's official position on religion: that it pretty much sucks. » 4/21/13 3:30pm 4/21/13 3:30pm

Sex Massages a "Tough, Nasty Job" for Cops, But Someone's Gotta Do It

Florida is home to such disproportionate levels of weird crime, you have to wonder what cops do all day. A soft-core edition of the Sun Sentinel has the answer: some get buck-naked in the name of justice and take down massage parlors. » 4/21/13 1:20pm 4/21/13 1:20pm

Cops Who Pepper-Sprayed, Punched Occupy Protesters Escape DA Charges

After more than a year, the Manhattan District Attorney has finally dished out some slow-moving "justice" to a pair of infamous cops who punched or pepper-sprayed Occupy Wall Street protesters: do absolutely nothing. » 4/21/13 11:54am 4/21/13 11:54am

Unchill Shooting Injures Three and a Dog at Denver 4/20 Celebration

Loud noises and running cops figure into every paranoid stoner's nightmares, but Denver got both in real life yesterday at their packed pot celebration. The collective mellows of the tens of thousands of visitors at Civic Center Park were harshed when a series of gunshots rang out, wounding two, according to the … » 4/21/13 11:00am 4/21/13 11:00am

Sen. Flake Promises Gun Control Reform to Aurora Victim's Mom, Flakes

Arizona Senator Jeff Flake felt so bad for Caren Teves, whose son died shielding his girlfriend from bullets in the Aurora theater massacre, that he wrote her a handwritten note in response to a letter she sent him pleading for reform. "I am truly sorry for your deep loss," Flake wrote. "While we may not agree on… » 4/20/13 12:21pm 4/20/13 12:21pm